How to Win a Wrestling Match (with Loneliness)

Confession: I stockpile Facebook statuses.

Hey, don’t judge me. My ammo pile of cleverness is for the world’s benefit. My goal always being to educate, inspire, and/or amuse you, and you, and you.

There is, however, one status I was too chicken to post:

“Don’t feel sorry for me, but I’m lonely.”